Today's rant is sponsored by the jack booted left, thanks for clogging my in box like so many people clog a toilet after a night of drinking
"Hello,
My name is ******* ******, I am a field organizer for the Free Exchange
on
Campus Coalition (a network of faculty, student, and civil liberties
groups
working to preserve the free exchange of ideas on college campuses).
Dr.
****** ****** directed me to your department with the hope that you
all
may have some input.
We are working to gather faculty and students in opposition to HB 213,
the
so-called "intellectual diversity" bill. In order to gain some media
attention, we are planning an event for the week following spring break.
We're thinking a mock protest, taking the implications of the bill to
the
extreme (for example, protesting a Physics 101 course because it teaches
only the "theory" of gravity without presenting any alternative
theories).
Are there any theater students who may be interested in this issue and
would
be willing to help us navigate this "street theater" approach?
I would appreciate any help or contacts you could offer. I look forward
to
speaking with you."
Alright, so what is HB 213, was it along the same lines as the text book sticker in Cobb County back home? (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LA
W/01/13/evolution.textbook
s.ruling/, granted I think the judge came up with the correct ruling, but by the wrong means.)
No, its a bit different, and it is rather short:
"Be it enacted by the General Assembly of the state of Missouri, as follows:
Section A. Chapter 173, RSMo, is amended by adding thereto one new section, to be known as section 173.057, to read as follows:
173.057. 1. The provisions of this section shall be known and cited as the "Emily Brooker Intellectual Diversity Act". As used in this section, "intellectual diversity" is defined as the foundation of a learning environment that exposes students to a variety of political, ideological, religious, and other perspectives, when such perspectives relate to the subject matter being taught or issues being discussed.
2. The coordinating board for higher education shall require each public institution to report annually to the general assembly detailing the steps the institution is taking to ensure intellectual diversity and the free exchange of ideas.
(1) The report required in this subsection shall address the specific measures taken by the institution to ensure and promote intellectual diversity and academic freedom. The report may include steps taken by the institution to:
(a) Conduct a study to assess the current state of intellectual diversity on its campus;
(b) Incorporate intellectual diversity into institution statements, grievance procedures, and activities on diversity;
(c) Encourage a balanced variety of campus-wide panels and speakers and annually publish the names of panelists and speakers;
(d) Establish clear campus policies that ensure that hecklers or threats of violence do not prevent speakers from speaking;
(e) Include intellectual diversity concerns in the institution's guidelines on teaching and program development;
(f) Include intellectual diversity issues in student course evaluations;
(g) Develop hiring, tenure, and promotion policies that protect individuals against viewpoint discrimination and track any reported grievances in that regard;
(h) Establish clear campus policies to ensure freedom of the press for students and report any incidents of student newspaper thefts or destruction;
(i) Establish clear campus policies to prohibit viewpoint discrimination in the distribution of student fee funds;
(j) Develop methods for disseminating best practices to ensure that conflicts between personal beliefs and classroom assignments that may contradict such beliefs can be resolved in a manner that achieves educational objectives without requiring a student to act against his or her conscience;
(k) Eliminate any speech codes that restrict the freedom of speech; or
(l) Create an institutional ombudsman on intellectual diversity.
(2) The report shall be distributed to the members of the general assembly no later than December thirty-first of each year, beginning in 2008.
(3) The report shall be posted on each public higher education institution's web site.
3. Each public higher education institution shall ensure that students are notified that measures to promote intellectual diversity are in place and how to report alleged violations of policy."
http://www.house.mo.gov/bi
lls071/biltxt/intro/HB0213
I.htm
I really support this view for a few reasons.
Facts are immovable pieces of truth, example:
Fact: We don't float off the Earth
Theory: Gravity
Yup, its a theory with a great deal of evidence behind it, but we still aren't sure what it is, how it works and what it does. We can just see the effects of it.
We do not want to teach scientific theories as facts because it prompts stagnation. And the moment you quit moving forward, you get run over. I want students to understand the amount we don't know vastly outweighs what we do know and maybe they'll be inspired and do something smart.
So, liberal thugs who want to cripple the educational systems of this nation by indoctrinating rather then teaching under the pretext of not wanting to confuse children, give the kids a bit more credit. Hell, they may even be smarter then you.
I find it ironic, the more 'open minded' a person is, the more unwilling they are to listen.
~A Moderate Thug
Yup, this is the rant I took my name from
Saturday, March 24, 2007
America: the Society of Victims?
Written: 11 Mar 07
I am always amazed at how pervasive the victim mentality is growing in America.
On 29 August 2005, Hurricane Katrina slammed into the Gulf Coast and devastated the city of New Orleans. It has been almost a year and a half and people are still in FEMA trailers.
In sharp contrast is London after World War II. The War in Europe ended in April 1945. In 1948, the Olympics were held there. Think about that; could New Orleans be ready to host an event of that global scale in another 1 and a half years.
By the War's end 80 percent of Berlin was destroyed, people started rebuilding almost the next day. In Dresden, it was pretty much the same story, except the damage was more horrific.
Granted, I usually do not have good things to say about the Germans during World War II. But, by that is holy, all the historical accounts showed that the people had the most amazing spirit and drive. I am pretty sure the men and women in general in that generation were much more manly then we can imagine we are today, nobody embodies that more then Prime Minister Winston Churchill.
"My dear friends, this is your hour. This is not victory of a party or of any class. It's a victory of the great British nation as a whole. We were the first, in this ancient island, to draw the sword against tyranny. After a while we were left all alone against the most tremendous military power that has been seen. We were all alone for a whole year.
There we stood, alone. Did anyone want to give in? [The crowd shouted "No."] Were we down-hearted? ["No!"] The lights went out and the bombs came down. But every man, woman and child in the country had no thought of quitting the struggle. London can take it. So we came back after long months from the jaws of death, out of the mouth of hell, while all the world wondered. When shall the reputation and faith of this generation of English men and women fail? I say that in the long years to come not only will the people of this island but of the world, wherever the bird of freedom chirps in human hearts, look back to what we've done and they will say "do not despair, do not yield to violence and tyranny, march straightforward and die if need be-unconquered." Now we have emerged from one deadly struggle-a terrible foe has been cast on the ground and awaits our judgment and our mercy.
But there is another foe who occupies large portions of the British Empire, a foe stained with cruelty and greed-the Japanese. I rejoice we can all take a night off today and another day tomorrow. Tomorrow our great Russian allies will also be celebrating victory and after that we must begin the task of rebuilding our heath and homes, doing our utmost to make this country a land in which all have a chance, in which all have a duty, and we must turn ourselves to fulfill our duty to our own countrymen, and to our gallant allies of the United States who were so foully and treacherously attacked by Japan. We will go hand and hand with them. Even if it is a hard struggle we will not be the ones who will fail."
http://www.winstonchurchil
l.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?
pageid=428
I recommend you read all his speeches and learn about this great man.
Where did men of this caliber go?
Show me one politician who has the true balls to be a leader, and I will stand behind him or her. But as it stands right now, there is no one out there.
But I diverge from my point of the victim altitude which is rotting my great country. People no longer have the strength of will to accept the consequences life throws at them. Sure, sometimes things happen that are outside of our control. But does that give us rights as individuals to lay down and die and reach for nothing?
It is our duty to stand up, even if it means by our boot straps. The government is not there to take care of us and grant us of comfort and safety. It is up to us to give ourself comfort and for the government to provide a safe environment where I do not infringe upon your rights and you don't infringe upon mine.
So why do expect and demand the Federal Government to come rushing to our rescue? Especially when we are taking to the streets to make every petty grab for power possible. It is not fair to ask the National Guard, the Reserves and other US Government Military/Para-Military forces to act as a police force during times of crisis. Their job is to go in and establish a safe and stable area for the rescue and medical teams to enter and do their job.
But again, I am going off on another tangent
The government is charged with three very specific tasks: Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It is in no way charged with giving me happiness, just allowing me to run after it.
The Men of 1776, 1865 and 1945 would be rolling over right now...
~A Moderate Thug
I am always amazed at how pervasive the victim mentality is growing in America.
On 29 August 2005, Hurricane Katrina slammed into the Gulf Coast and devastated the city of New Orleans. It has been almost a year and a half and people are still in FEMA trailers.
In sharp contrast is London after World War II. The War in Europe ended in April 1945. In 1948, the Olympics were held there. Think about that; could New Orleans be ready to host an event of that global scale in another 1 and a half years.
By the War's end 80 percent of Berlin was destroyed, people started rebuilding almost the next day. In Dresden, it was pretty much the same story, except the damage was more horrific.
Granted, I usually do not have good things to say about the Germans during World War II. But, by that is holy, all the historical accounts showed that the people had the most amazing spirit and drive. I am pretty sure the men and women in general in that generation were much more manly then we can imagine we are today, nobody embodies that more then Prime Minister Winston Churchill.
"My dear friends, this is your hour. This is not victory of a party or of any class. It's a victory of the great British nation as a whole. We were the first, in this ancient island, to draw the sword against tyranny. After a while we were left all alone against the most tremendous military power that has been seen. We were all alone for a whole year.
There we stood, alone. Did anyone want to give in? [The crowd shouted "No."] Were we down-hearted? ["No!"] The lights went out and the bombs came down. But every man, woman and child in the country had no thought of quitting the struggle. London can take it. So we came back after long months from the jaws of death, out of the mouth of hell, while all the world wondered. When shall the reputation and faith of this generation of English men and women fail? I say that in the long years to come not only will the people of this island but of the world, wherever the bird of freedom chirps in human hearts, look back to what we've done and they will say "do not despair, do not yield to violence and tyranny, march straightforward and die if need be-unconquered." Now we have emerged from one deadly struggle-a terrible foe has been cast on the ground and awaits our judgment and our mercy.
But there is another foe who occupies large portions of the British Empire, a foe stained with cruelty and greed-the Japanese. I rejoice we can all take a night off today and another day tomorrow. Tomorrow our great Russian allies will also be celebrating victory and after that we must begin the task of rebuilding our heath and homes, doing our utmost to make this country a land in which all have a chance, in which all have a duty, and we must turn ourselves to fulfill our duty to our own countrymen, and to our gallant allies of the United States who were so foully and treacherously attacked by Japan. We will go hand and hand with them. Even if it is a hard struggle we will not be the ones who will fail."
http://www.winstonchurchil
l.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?
pageid=428
I recommend you read all his speeches and learn about this great man.
Where did men of this caliber go?
Show me one politician who has the true balls to be a leader, and I will stand behind him or her. But as it stands right now, there is no one out there.
But I diverge from my point of the victim altitude which is rotting my great country. People no longer have the strength of will to accept the consequences life throws at them. Sure, sometimes things happen that are outside of our control. But does that give us rights as individuals to lay down and die and reach for nothing?
It is our duty to stand up, even if it means by our boot straps. The government is not there to take care of us and grant us of comfort and safety. It is up to us to give ourself comfort and for the government to provide a safe environment where I do not infringe upon your rights and you don't infringe upon mine.
So why do expect and demand the Federal Government to come rushing to our rescue? Especially when we are taking to the streets to make every petty grab for power possible. It is not fair to ask the National Guard, the Reserves and other US Government Military/Para-Military forces to act as a police force during times of crisis. Their job is to go in and establish a safe and stable area for the rescue and medical teams to enter and do their job.
But again, I am going off on another tangent
The government is charged with three very specific tasks: Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It is in no way charged with giving me happiness, just allowing me to run after it.
The Men of 1776, 1865 and 1945 would be rolling over right now...
~A Moderate Thug
Congrats Virginia
Written: 26 Feb 07
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi
/africa/6394981.stm
I am not sure what is worse, this or the non-biding resolution from the Congress with regards to the Iraq surge.
Come'on people grow a pair and do something for the people you represent.
Slavery was bad. There is no argument there. It just seems there might be some issues that are affecting the good people of Virgina rather than an apology to people who have died rough a hundred years ago. But I guess ignoring what their major cash crop does to people is much more profitable. I would think it would be much more prudent to spend time helping people who are alive today, but what do I know?
Concerning the non-binding Iraq War Resolution. I guess they all can sleep better at night by saying we don't like it, but we are going to do jack crap. My views and morality on the way aside (I think the war fighters should be allowed to do their job, and fight the war as they see fit). This just further proves my stance that American politics are failing the people they are supposed to represent. If our congress (and the rest of the system) really cared about the people with regards to this resolution, they would demand a full withdrawal from Iraq, instead of just being a bunch of weak-ass people. Of course those who would vote for the withdrawal would lose their jobs because they are 'unpatriotic' or they would be accused of wanting to destroy the efforts of democracy. But then we are trying to start a democracy in a cultural that does not have the cultural evolutionary experience to support instant freedom.
I think its funny that removing American lives from danger is called unpatriotic. What the hell...just let them do their job...because form what it looks like our men and women in uniform are going to need the rest (Thanks Iran and North Korea)...
~A Moderate Thug
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi
/africa/6394981.stm
I am not sure what is worse, this or the non-biding resolution from the Congress with regards to the Iraq surge.
Come'on people grow a pair and do something for the people you represent.
Slavery was bad. There is no argument there. It just seems there might be some issues that are affecting the good people of Virgina rather than an apology to people who have died rough a hundred years ago. But I guess ignoring what their major cash crop does to people is much more profitable. I would think it would be much more prudent to spend time helping people who are alive today, but what do I know?
Concerning the non-binding Iraq War Resolution. I guess they all can sleep better at night by saying we don't like it, but we are going to do jack crap. My views and morality on the way aside (I think the war fighters should be allowed to do their job, and fight the war as they see fit). This just further proves my stance that American politics are failing the people they are supposed to represent. If our congress (and the rest of the system) really cared about the people with regards to this resolution, they would demand a full withdrawal from Iraq, instead of just being a bunch of weak-ass people. Of course those who would vote for the withdrawal would lose their jobs because they are 'unpatriotic' or they would be accused of wanting to destroy the efforts of democracy. But then we are trying to start a democracy in a cultural that does not have the cultural evolutionary experience to support instant freedom.
I think its funny that removing American lives from danger is called unpatriotic. What the hell...just let them do their job...because form what it looks like our men and women in uniform are going to need the rest (Thanks Iran and North Korea)...
~A Moderate Thug
General Patton's Adress to the Third Army
Written: 21 Dec 06
After rereading this and thinking about current policy towards Iraq and the Middle East I have to wondering what General Patton would say about how we wage war now...
"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight.
When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American."
The General paused and looked over the crowd. "You are not all going to die," he said slowly. "Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood. Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men. Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen."
"All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken shit drilling". That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!" The men roared in agreement.
Patton's grim expression did not change. "There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily", he roared into the microphone, "All because one man went to sleep on the job". He paused and the men grew silent. "But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did".
The General clutched the microphone tightly, his jaw out-thrust, and he continued, "An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!"
The men slapped their legs and rolled in glee. This was Patton as the men had imagined him to be, and in rare form, too. He hadn't let them down. He was all that he was cracked up to be, and more. He had IT!
"We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world", Patton bellowed. He lowered his head and shook it pensively. Suddenly he snapped erect, faced the men belligerently and thundered, "Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do". The men clapped and howled delightedly. There would be many a barracks tale about the "Old Man's" choice phrases. They would become part and parcel of Third Army's history and they would become the bible of their slang.
"My men don't surrender", Patton continued, "I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back. That's not just bull shit either. The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Luger against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out and killed another German before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!"
Patton stopped and the crowd waited. He continued more quietly, "All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either. Every single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every man has a job to do and he must do it. Every man is a vital link in the great chain. What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn't like the whine of those shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, "Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands". But, what if every man thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now? What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like? No, Goddamnit, Americans don't think like that. Every man does his job. Every man serves the whole. Every department, every unit, is important in the vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man on K.P. has a job to do, even the one who heats our water to keep us from getting the 'G.I. Shits'."
Patton paused, took a deep breath, and continued, "Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight in Tunisia. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a time like that. He answered, "Fixing the wire, Sir". I asked, "Isn't that a little unhealthy right about now?" He answered, "Yes Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed". I asked, "Don't those planes strafing the road bother you? And he answered, "No, Sir, but you sure as hell do!" Now, there was a real man. A real soldier. There was a man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter how great the odds. And you should have seen those trucks on the road to Tunisia. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from their course, with shells bursting all around them all of the time. We got through on good old American guts. Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours. These men weren't combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do. They did it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part of a team. Without team effort, without them, the fight would have been lost. All of the links in the chain pulled together and the chain became unbreakable."
The General paused and stared challengingly over the silent ocean of men. One could have heard a pin drop anywhere on that vast hillside. The only sound was the stirring of the breeze in the leaves of the bordering trees and the busy chirping of the birds in the branches of the trees at the General's left.
"Don't forget," Patton barked, "you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'."
"We want to get the hell over there", Patton continued, "The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit."
The men roared approval and cheered delightedly. This statement had real significance behind it. Much more than met the eye and the men instinctively sensed the fact. They knew that they themselves were going to play a very great part in the making of world history. They were being told as much right now. Deep sincerity and seriousness lay behind the General's colorful words. The men knew and understood it. They loved the way he put it, too, as only he could.
Patton continued quietly, "Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin", he yelled, "I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!"
"When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!"
"I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!"
"From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that."
The General paused. His eagle like eyes swept over the hillside. He said with pride, "There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!"
~ A Moderate Thug (with some input by General Patton)
After rereading this and thinking about current policy towards Iraq and the Middle East I have to wondering what General Patton would say about how we wage war now...
"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight.
When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American."
The General paused and looked over the crowd. "You are not all going to die," he said slowly. "Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood. Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men. Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen."
"All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken shit drilling". That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!" The men roared in agreement.
Patton's grim expression did not change. "There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily", he roared into the microphone, "All because one man went to sleep on the job". He paused and the men grew silent. "But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did".
The General clutched the microphone tightly, his jaw out-thrust, and he continued, "An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!"
The men slapped their legs and rolled in glee. This was Patton as the men had imagined him to be, and in rare form, too. He hadn't let them down. He was all that he was cracked up to be, and more. He had IT!
"We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world", Patton bellowed. He lowered his head and shook it pensively. Suddenly he snapped erect, faced the men belligerently and thundered, "Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do". The men clapped and howled delightedly. There would be many a barracks tale about the "Old Man's" choice phrases. They would become part and parcel of Third Army's history and they would become the bible of their slang.
"My men don't surrender", Patton continued, "I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back. That's not just bull shit either. The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Luger against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out and killed another German before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!"
Patton stopped and the crowd waited. He continued more quietly, "All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either. Every single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every man has a job to do and he must do it. Every man is a vital link in the great chain. What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn't like the whine of those shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, "Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands". But, what if every man thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now? What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like? No, Goddamnit, Americans don't think like that. Every man does his job. Every man serves the whole. Every department, every unit, is important in the vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man on K.P. has a job to do, even the one who heats our water to keep us from getting the 'G.I. Shits'."
Patton paused, took a deep breath, and continued, "Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight in Tunisia. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a time like that. He answered, "Fixing the wire, Sir". I asked, "Isn't that a little unhealthy right about now?" He answered, "Yes Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed". I asked, "Don't those planes strafing the road bother you? And he answered, "No, Sir, but you sure as hell do!" Now, there was a real man. A real soldier. There was a man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter how great the odds. And you should have seen those trucks on the road to Tunisia. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from their course, with shells bursting all around them all of the time. We got through on good old American guts. Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours. These men weren't combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do. They did it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part of a team. Without team effort, without them, the fight would have been lost. All of the links in the chain pulled together and the chain became unbreakable."
The General paused and stared challengingly over the silent ocean of men. One could have heard a pin drop anywhere on that vast hillside. The only sound was the stirring of the breeze in the leaves of the bordering trees and the busy chirping of the birds in the branches of the trees at the General's left.
"Don't forget," Patton barked, "you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'."
"We want to get the hell over there", Patton continued, "The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit."
The men roared approval and cheered delightedly. This statement had real significance behind it. Much more than met the eye and the men instinctively sensed the fact. They knew that they themselves were going to play a very great part in the making of world history. They were being told as much right now. Deep sincerity and seriousness lay behind the General's colorful words. The men knew and understood it. They loved the way he put it, too, as only he could.
Patton continued quietly, "Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin", he yelled, "I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!"
"When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!"
"I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!"
"From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that."
The General paused. His eagle like eyes swept over the hillside. He said with pride, "There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!"
~ A Moderate Thug (with some input by General Patton)
More Trouble in the Middle East
Originally written: 18 Sep 06
You know it is amazing that when the Middle East culture is called out on being violent and destructive and hateful, it always reacts the same with cries of 'death to the west' and riots. And its accepted.
What if Christians started doing acts of violence in American? What would happen?
Hmm, well since it has in the past, I site Eric Roudoplh and the other abortion bomber types. How did we respond? First off, those people had very little public support and when they were caught there was a collective sigh of relief from the nation. Granted we have a few lunatic, frindge nut jobs (Pat Robertson and the like), but only a minority listen and even less act out what they say.
But in the Middle East we have the leader of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who has called for the destruction of Iseral and the West several times. We have people wanting 'to chop at the neck' of the pope (who I will admit looks like Darth Sidus). Honestly when people say this kind of hate, 'The group said Muslims would be victorious and addressed the pope as "the worshipper of the cross" saying "you and the West are doomed as you can see from the defeat in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya and elsewhere. ... We will break up the cross, spill the liquor and impose head tax, then the only thing acceptable is a conversion (to Islam) or (killed by) the sword."
Islam forbids drinking alcohol and requires non-Muslims to pay a head tax to safeguard their lives if conquered by Muslims. They are exempt if they convert to Islam http://www.cnn.com/2006/WO
RLD/europe/09/18/pope.isla
m.ap/index.html'
I ask you how are we supposed to respond?
Talking and placation does not work. Hitler taught us that. Its amazing. It has only been roughly 60 years since our grandparnets faught to end this kind of mindset in Europe and we are letting it live and thrive in the Middle East. I do not know what must be done. I pray that there was peacefuly end, but the magic eight ball would have to say 'outlook not good.'
http://www.filibustercarto
ons.com/archive.php?id=200
60919
You know it is amazing that when the Middle East culture is called out on being violent and destructive and hateful, it always reacts the same with cries of 'death to the west' and riots. And its accepted.
What if Christians started doing acts of violence in American? What would happen?
Hmm, well since it has in the past, I site Eric Roudoplh and the other abortion bomber types. How did we respond? First off, those people had very little public support and when they were caught there was a collective sigh of relief from the nation. Granted we have a few lunatic, frindge nut jobs (Pat Robertson and the like), but only a minority listen and even less act out what they say.
But in the Middle East we have the leader of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who has called for the destruction of Iseral and the West several times. We have people wanting 'to chop at the neck' of the pope (who I will admit looks like Darth Sidus). Honestly when people say this kind of hate, 'The group said Muslims would be victorious and addressed the pope as "the worshipper of the cross" saying "you and the West are doomed as you can see from the defeat in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya and elsewhere. ... We will break up the cross, spill the liquor and impose head tax, then the only thing acceptable is a conversion (to Islam) or (killed by) the sword."
Islam forbids drinking alcohol and requires non-Muslims to pay a head tax to safeguard their lives if conquered by Muslims. They are exempt if they convert to Islam http://www.cnn.com/2006/WO
RLD/europe/09/18/pope.isla
m.ap/index.html'
I ask you how are we supposed to respond?
Talking and placation does not work. Hitler taught us that. Its amazing. It has only been roughly 60 years since our grandparnets faught to end this kind of mindset in Europe and we are letting it live and thrive in the Middle East. I do not know what must be done. I pray that there was peacefuly end, but the magic eight ball would have to say 'outlook not good.'
http://www.filibustercarto
ons.com/archive.php?id=200
60919
Originally written: 11 Sep 06
Today I came across a gorup called 'Republicans suck at the war on terror,' [on www.thefacebook] and it spawned this...
When we first went into Iraq, I agreed with the war for several reasons. One of the biggest was, the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing. At that point pretty much everyone believed that Saddam had and was willing to use WMDs. This is seen with the UN sanctions, inspections and resolutions in the late 90s and early 2000s. Also, Clinton did attack with the reason of trying to stop proliferation during his term. Saddam showed the will to use chemical weapons that are banned by the Geneva convention after the First Persian Gulf war on the Kurdish people in southern Iraq. So, I think there was just cause for the war.
Now, 4 years later, we are stuck and we aren't sure what are doing. I really wish somebody would clarify our exit strategy and give a time frame for cessation. I will totally agree that this war had been very mismanaged. For some reason we have missed simple steps, such as closing the boarders. This would a surreality simple step (involving things like the E-8C J-STARS and AC-130 gunship).
But then what would happen: the causality rate would climb. Why? Our are men and women in the armed forces ruthless killers? No, they are our friends , brothers, sisters, mothers and fathers who are laying down their lives for another people's freedom.
The nature of war is death. The whole point of war is to hit your enemy so hard that he has neither the will or ability to get up again. Clausewitz and Lao-Tzu had some interesting things to say about war and they are a very interesting read. It is very hard in Iraq right now to identify friend or foe. It is even more difficult for the American people to understand that a 14 year old child armed with a rifle, mortar, IDE or what have is just a s deadly as an adult with any of those. Whose life is more valuable the kids or our soldiers (regardless of your views upon the war)? I want you to look me in the eye and give me an answer. All I know, it is choice I pray I never have to make.
Sorry I have rambled for a bit, but I think this issue is much more complex then vague partisan rhetoric. I do know that America cannot stomach the idea of having to bomb a hospital, home or mosque because there is a weapons dump, factory or another facility there. I know Americans cannot understand the idea of hopelessness and bleakness that it takes to strap a bomb to yourself in hopes of a better life. I know America will not understanding the Middle Eastern mindset, a mindset that if you look closely has not changed since the middle ages. I am especially tired of both sides doing nothing to change what is going on. The democrats love it because it makes the republicans looks bad. The republicans love it because they are making bank, thank you Haliburton. When did this government quit caring about its people and caring more for it self. Washington, Hamilton and Jefferson would be horrified and broken hearted to see what was going on in their country, for more reasons then this war. But at the very laziness of the American people for not doing anything. These were men who wanted people (all people) to live in diginity and that is not happening now. But no one cares, it as if we are so busy that we don't understand what is going on. When did it change from public servents to the public being servents.
Today I came across a gorup called 'Republicans suck at the war on terror,' [on www.thefacebook] and it spawned this...
When we first went into Iraq, I agreed with the war for several reasons. One of the biggest was, the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing. At that point pretty much everyone believed that Saddam had and was willing to use WMDs. This is seen with the UN sanctions, inspections and resolutions in the late 90s and early 2000s. Also, Clinton did attack with the reason of trying to stop proliferation during his term. Saddam showed the will to use chemical weapons that are banned by the Geneva convention after the First Persian Gulf war on the Kurdish people in southern Iraq. So, I think there was just cause for the war.
Now, 4 years later, we are stuck and we aren't sure what are doing. I really wish somebody would clarify our exit strategy and give a time frame for cessation. I will totally agree that this war had been very mismanaged. For some reason we have missed simple steps, such as closing the boarders. This would a surreality simple step (involving things like the E-8C J-STARS and AC-130 gunship).
But then what would happen: the causality rate would climb. Why? Our are men and women in the armed forces ruthless killers? No, they are our friends , brothers, sisters, mothers and fathers who are laying down their lives for another people's freedom.
The nature of war is death. The whole point of war is to hit your enemy so hard that he has neither the will or ability to get up again. Clausewitz and Lao-Tzu had some interesting things to say about war and they are a very interesting read. It is very hard in Iraq right now to identify friend or foe. It is even more difficult for the American people to understand that a 14 year old child armed with a rifle, mortar, IDE or what have is just a s deadly as an adult with any of those. Whose life is more valuable the kids or our soldiers (regardless of your views upon the war)? I want you to look me in the eye and give me an answer. All I know, it is choice I pray I never have to make.
Sorry I have rambled for a bit, but I think this issue is much more complex then vague partisan rhetoric. I do know that America cannot stomach the idea of having to bomb a hospital, home or mosque because there is a weapons dump, factory or another facility there. I know Americans cannot understand the idea of hopelessness and bleakness that it takes to strap a bomb to yourself in hopes of a better life. I know America will not understanding the Middle Eastern mindset, a mindset that if you look closely has not changed since the middle ages. I am especially tired of both sides doing nothing to change what is going on. The democrats love it because it makes the republicans looks bad. The republicans love it because they are making bank, thank you Haliburton. When did this government quit caring about its people and caring more for it self. Washington, Hamilton and Jefferson would be horrified and broken hearted to see what was going on in their country, for more reasons then this war. But at the very laziness of the American people for not doing anything. These were men who wanted people (all people) to live in diginity and that is not happening now. But no one cares, it as if we are so busy that we don't understand what is going on. When did it change from public servents to the public being servents.
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